I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
