I think scott just propositioned me for sex
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I supernannyed him into submission
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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