Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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