she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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