I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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