i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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