Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Randomize
