On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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