trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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