Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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