I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Congratulations! We have a period
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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