So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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