If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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