he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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