Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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