I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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