Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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