You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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