Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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