everyone is single if you try hard enough
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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