Don't you send me to vm
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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