Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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