Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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