We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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