sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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