I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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