just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
third nipple confirmed
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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