yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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