I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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