walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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