So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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