I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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