**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I think your dad took our porno
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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