Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He passed out mid-signature
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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