That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
No subtext here. People are naked.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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