Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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