This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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