the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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