giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just want nice things and good sex
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
How drunk are you?
Completed.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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