I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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