Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I pour the whiskey from now on
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