New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
