So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
