So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Shame - the story of my life.
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