i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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