On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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