Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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