well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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