There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The ass gains better be worth it
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