I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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