we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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