I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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