Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
And then he peed in my hair
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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