I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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