Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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