I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??