is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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