return my video game
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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