just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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