You're my little dorito
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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