Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.